Presentation due today?! Oh... *sigh of relief*

Nweb says (10:53 AM):
*I intend to totally use the "we have a lot to do so don't worry" thing when we come to class
Nweb says (10:54 AM):
*however, that doesn't mean we'll be finishing it at 8am next week friday
*don't even try it, oh no
*the role of the procrastinating, lazy person in this group is already taken by me. you need to set a positive example
Nweb says (10:55 AM):
*emotional support etc
(8)... take my hand and if i'm lying to you... (8) says (10:55 AM):
*ofcourse not
*lmao

Elissa... says (11:41 PM):
*i've got the munchies
   Shawn     says (11:41 PM):
*me too
Elissa... says (11:41 PM):
*hmm
*come lemme kill u n eat u
*:)
*like a good friend
*afterall...
*i am the younger one
*annnd female
*the species needs me
*lol
   Shawn     says (11:42 PM):
*i'll give u gas
*besides, i don't die easy
Elissa... says (11:44 PM):
*hmm.. i'll have tuesday help me
Elissa... says (11:45 PM):
*all those forensics classes had to be good for something
   Shawn     says (11:45 PM):
*lol, all my martial arts classes have to be good for something too
Elissa... says (11:46 PM):
*but you're sacrificing yourself for the greater good
*maybe u'll be chinese in the next life :/
   Shawn     says (11:46 PM):
*me nah hear bout dat :|
*and i'd rather be japanese
*sacrifice? sacrifice wah? ^o)
   Shawn     says (11:47 PM):
*pack a rice?
Elissa... says (11:47 PM):
*lmao
   Shawn     says (11:47 PM):
*sack a rice
Elissa... says (11:47 PM):
*lmao
   Shawn     says (11:47 PM):
*i watchin my movie and lemme forget this nonesense u hear ^o) sacrifice
   Shawn     says (11:48 PM):
*i look like a sheep?
*sheep
*i hungry
*:|
Elissa... says (11:49 PM):
*umm sheep?
*well u do have lik...
*u kno.. the fuzzy cuteness
Elissa... says (11:50 PM):
*quiet temperament
*cuddly appeal :/
*OH u were joking???
   Shawn     says (11:50 PM):
*^o)
Elissa... says (11:50 PM):
*;) my bad
   Shawn     says (11:50 PM):
*horton is funny
*ur not
Elissa... says (11:50 PM):
*ur right
*im hilarious
   Shawn     says (11:50 PM):
*the jungle is no place to act like a wild animal
Elissa... says (11:50 PM):
*lmao
*roflmao
Elissa... says (11:51 PM):
*the jungle is no place to act like a wild animal?
*hehe

Renata: Do you know what I love?
Shelli: No, what?
Renata: 'Ugly Americans'

lol
I didn't know it was a show... and it was so random how she said it.

Hard to get.

... After trying to get the answer for another question and finally got them to divert

...Kenneth is telling Shane about some girl he met that's interested in him.

Shane: You tink I should ask her out?

Shelli: Who me? *feigning ignorance as to what they're talking about.

Shane & Kenneth: You have a man!

Shelli: I do??? *giggling*

Kenneth: *exasperated expression* She's playing hard to get..!

Shelli: I am??

Shane: No Kenneth...! She's playing hard to answer our question!

[ Yes they know I have a bf.. it was all jokes ]

Dad: *wistful* This was my song when I was in a band.
Me: *shocked* You were in a band???
Dad: Yes! Before Aunty Mary intercepted though...
Me: *sigh* Parents, ruining lives all over the world...
Dad: I know! Who knows? I could've been famous AND out of rehab by now..!

P.A.B.

(For those who don't know... P.A.B. = punk @$$ b*tch)

(and yea I spray painted my bf's name out of the convo)

Slang fail.

VAT times......

(Huron on waiting with almost the whole local campus to try and catch the 8 o clock off campus bus to circumvent paying the $2.50 to get to town)

Huron : Ima take a bus off campus... and pay my $2.50 and go cross town. I en go fight up for no 8 o' clock town bus like no refugeee!!

"I love you" is 8 letters long.... so is....

Get in where you fit in.

Have no fear.... superwoman is here!

Lots of smiley stealing going round here....

Convo with Rifa during our break from discussing our

upcoming group's play performance of

Act 3 "Oedipus Rex"

The internet

Groupie love.... lol

Keep in mind that everything said in this convo and other posted convos on this blog are not meant to be taken literally.  The post leading to this one is....click here

The post leading to this one is....click here

Discourse on rap.....

A super long convo between myself and a good friend of mine...

whom is a musician...

and I believe is destined to make it.

Good advice...

I could totally hunt...!

For more extreme hunting action.... click here!

In Polya's 4 step process of logical mathematical thinking........ the last step is mental

So it turns out it depends on the question, whether or not the last step is mental. I said that with all sincerity the first time.. And turned out, the Prof wanted us to reverse the process and check it out to get the initial numbers. However, in questions requiring doing a list to solve......... the last step is mental. Win for Shelli. 

A good man...

To be, or not to be......

Shelli: Welcome to our ool... There's no need to put the "P" in it.. Let's keep it that way.
Kirby: Hmm...
Shelli: You don't get it?! It's funny. "Pool" "Ool"... No "P" in the pool...
Shelli: ... it's funny isn't it?
Kirby: Sure Shelli, I'm laughing on the inside.
Shelli: Stupes... You're not laughing at all.

Just can't please people...

Disclaimer: The "red skin woman" comment is said in good humour...

Therefore... there IS a chance... hmmmm

... super stars you hear about...

That's us.

I see you smiling...

...I know you hatin'

"A microsoft product just isn't a Microsoft product without a blue screen here and there... "

Lets solve for pizza!

Let's get teenage hearts beating faster, faster.

Kirby: So.... wanna be my new bff? A new slot just opened...

Shelli: Umm...
Kirby: So you're my number one bff.

Shelli: Wait... no... make yourself number 1.

Kirby: Umm... Shelli, I should tell you... I talk to myself and I don't give myself good advice.

This is your life, are you who you ought to be?

So I was having a discussion with a good friend of mine... There was a mix-up with my class schedule and it seems I inadvertently double-booked myself... the following is a snippet from the ensuing conversation... or at least it's conclusion...

So... I'm painting again

New theories on why people cheat.........*cough* fail